Lucas Nickerson hog ties Glastonbury 4 to 2.

The Bristol Knights continued their route to a Manchester Twilight League Championship Thursday night at Rotary Field in South Windsor thanks to a ridiculous performance by Lucas “The Hog” Nickerson. Allowing just 3 hits and an unearned run, Lucas threw his best game of the year and was a groundball away from throwing a complete game shutout… “FVCKING TAYLOR!”

As for the offense, it continued to strand more people than Jacob from LOST. Fortunately for a bloop and bleeder (also a fine description of the shit Fergie took before the game) from Chris Taylor and Paul Francheesi, the Knights were able to build a 2-run lead through six innings. The Knights tallied two more in the seventh on RBI singles from Paul and Kyle Olovson.

Other highlights include:

Fat Umpire getting hit in the gut by line drive.

Chris Dicken’s marvelous attempt at a diving catch.

Eddie not being there to talk about his Jack and Jill.

The Knights play Elmer’s on Monday at 6:00pm @ Mt. Nebo in Manchester.

Guest Writer

– Rex