Hog Wild

It was apparent Tuesday, that Lucas “The Hog” Nickerson blew his load in his tremendous performance last Thursday night. After drilling the first batter, The Hog continued to dry heave his way through the rest of Elmer’s line-up resulting in 2 HBP, 4 Walks, 2 Hits and 7 Runs. The quick deficit stung worse than the bee that attacked Rex slightly under the left armpit. After serving Elmer’s a 8 run lead, the Knights made a valiant effort but came up short, losing 8-5. Considering baseball is a team effort, let’s go down the detailed list of shitty plays that lead to the demise.

Rex, hit the cutoff man and run it out… FVCKING REX!

Ron, you know you’re not gonna turn two, get the runner at home… FVCKING RON!

Fergie, hurry up and run for Paul, you’re taking FOREVER!!!… FVCKING FERGIE!

Gilbert, NO PENIS JOKES ALL GAME… Really?!… FVCKING GILBERT!

Eddie, way to get picked off!… FVCKING EDDIE!

C. Dickens, you ended the game again… FVCKING CHRIS!

S. Dickens, as GM you get the blame no matter what… FVCKING SCOTT!

Paul, stop yelling, you have to keep your composure… FVCKING PAUL!

Justin, way to be on time, SKIP WORK IT’S THE PLAYOFFS!… FVCKING JUSTIN!

Gokey, way to do nothing impressive… FVCKING GOKEY!

Taylor, way to miss the playoffs, your MBA can wait!… FVCKING TAYLOR!

Highlights

Rex was 3-4, 2 doubles, 4 IP 1 ER

Dickman was 2-4, 2 RBI and a spectacular diving catch

Paul had 2 hits

Scott had a 2 RBI single

With all that being said, a win tonight puts in the same position we would be in if we won last night. Let’s take advantage.

Elimination Bracket Final 7PM  Tonight (WED 8/17) @ Mt. Nebo, Manchester vs the Tri-County Twins

– Rex