The Knights are Washed Up

To quote Homer Simpson, “That team sucks! They’re the suckiest bunch of sucks that ever sucked!”  And that’s exactly what he would say if he saw the Knights play this past month. They have committed more errors than they have scored runs. They’ve given up more walks than they have hits. They are despicably bad.

If that isn’t bad enough, there is no team comradery. NONE. The Knights can’t even get a third base coach. It’s just disgusting. All these lame excuses like “I have to work tomorrow.” or “I have children to raise.” or “My new wife won’t let me play.” or “I’m having a cookout with the rest of the team” or “I have to umpire” or “I’m taking night classes” or my favorite “I need to get married and go to Hawaii for three weeks”. Since when did everyone’s priorities get screwed up? I don’t think Ernie has had one tall boy this year, not one. All I know is the Knights suck and it doesn’t seem to matter because no one cares.

At this rate, we will be lucky to field a team next year. The Knights are all better off bunting with two strikes like Gilbert. At least we wouldn’t be able to get doubled off on the base paths, because it seems no one remembers how run the bases either.

Does anyone remember when the Knights were good, because I don’t.

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